Every minute you invest in kids you get back four times over.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Dear kids, make the world more awesome!
Please excuse our mess, the kids are making memories.
Happiness is... seeing your kids happy.
Children make love stronger, the days shorter, the nights longer, savings smaller & a home happier.
No matter what happens, my kids come first. It's that simple.
It's fun being a kid.
Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Don't raise your kids to have more than you had, raise them to be more than you were.
A mother thinks about her children day and night, even if they are not with her and will love them in a way they will never understand.
Do the right thing... Even when no one is looking.
Children need your presence more than your presents.
Mommy, I'm not joking, I'm not kidding, and I'm not playing. I need chocolate.
Every child is an artist.
Silence is Golden... unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.
You were made to be awesome.
I may not be perfect but when. I look at my children. I know that I got something in my life perfectly right...
A child's laugh could simply be one of the most beautiful sounds in the world.
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.